sinnerqueenofnobody: So do any of you know the proper way to dissect/inspect a corpse? http://science.howstuffworks.com/autopsy4.htm External examination first. Then they cut open the torso in a T-shape and weigh the organs. Look for irregularities in the organs, etc. I used to watch a lot of autopsy shows. Yeah, I’m even creepier than you.
Emotionbending: Legit Tip #49 →
msgeniuspa: legit-writing-tips: All too often in young adult stories, the main male characters are “bad boys” and the main female characters are “sweet and innocent”. Just once I’d like to see a bad girl main character—someone who smokes and drinks, who breaks curfew and argues with her parents, who… Looking for Alaska. You literally just described Looking for Alaska. I’ll shame...
powdered cheese just exploded on my boobs
humanshifter: I keep sending this to people and I can’t stop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
rnedia: were pacman and ms. pacman married or brother and sister? because i have some fanfic that’s either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this I think the Ms. would imply that they were divorced. It’s really sad to think that even Pacmarriages don’t last.
Just read Beautiful Creatures
My feelings are so mixed. The grammar wasn’t the best and the writing was only mediocre, and there were so many cheesy/silly/cliche moments, and yet it was one of the most enjoyable reads I’ve had in the past few months. I actually loved it, is the funny thing. I think it’s a step up in the YA genre. Yes, it could have been better, and probably should have had better editing,...
I touched John Green's crotch.
fishingboatproceeds: sorethroatchampion: It felt mushy. If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. *I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. I remember you.
I've just seen a map of the United States.
algenubi: toriathegadjeslayer: sub-brotality: voldemortoutbitches: HOW WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!? IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD: AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE BAM BOXES WHY HOW WHEN!?!?!?!?? um… EXCUSE ME. They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES crying LIBERTY SQUARES
Ever since I started legit-writing-tips giving out random unsolicited pieces of writing advice has become like a drug someone hal
sinnerqueenofnobody: I have to come up with vampire wedding rituals for my story ugh you know what you get when you google ‘vampire wedding ritual’? Awful things. Think about the ways their rituals would be different than a humans’. What does a wedding mean to a vampire? Because for humans it’s “‘Til death do us part.” Are your vamps planning to be together for...
humanshifter: time to do some worldbuilding :D Time to do some weeping ;_;
this blog is shapeshifter friendly:... →
sinnerqueenofnobody: humanshifter: sinnerqueenofnobody: It wasn’t just ONE line though. If I remember correctly her original description took up a whole paragraph, and Katniss describes like three times after that. And I’ve heard multiple people say her death was less sad when they found out she was black. Don’t you just friggin’ love humanity? And on a semi-related note, Katniss is half...
Things I would go back in time and relive if...
[ ] Believing Santa Claus is real [ ] My first day of kindergarten [ ] Skipping a grade in school [ ] My first kiss [ ] My first love [ ] My high school graduation [X] Reading Harry Potter for the first time [X] Watching Doctor Who for the first time
sinnerqueenofnobody: I just officially started the first episode of Doctor Who and I don’t know what I think about it. The writers may or may not have been high when they pitched this idea. Murderous Mannequins. What the hell? Oh my god you’re just starting Doctor Who? You’re watching Rose? Oh my god. LET ME JOIN YOU ON THIS MAGICAL ADVENTURE.
Oh my. I just got back from a random morning run to Wal Mart for juice and shit. The couple in front of me was buying cable ties, duct tape, some other random stuff, and a VERY VERY large box (36 pack) of condoms. I looked at the girl and sure enough she was wearing a collar. I FELT LIKE MOTHERFUCKING SHERLOCK.
Legit Writing Tips: Five-Hundred Words →
humanshifter: legit-writing-tips: This is a true story about a young girl who dreamed of being a writer. She had dreams of one day becoming a respected and highly-regarded author. Anybody who read her work knew that she was somebody special—a force to be reckoned with. However, this girl had a dark secret. She found herself too… Meg are you high I’M HIGH ON LIFE.
onceuponafish: megsgalaxy: Australian Friend: Some places told their peoples not to walk outside in thongs because the thongs would melt ~quiet chuckle~ THONGS AND GOLDEN GAYTIMES. WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA FOLKS, ENJOY YOUR STAY. I’m pretty sure there’s a market for golden gaytimes in America, but only if you’re over 18.
Australian Friend: Some places told their peoples not to walk outside in thongs because the thongs would melt ~quiet chuckle~
sinnerqueenofnobody: Yay! Megsgalaxy started following me yay! Welcome! W00! Gr8shifters is my frand and I was quietly watching the debate from afar. I was the one who introduced her to TMI actually, we have the same love/hate relationship with the books, lol. ANYWAY HAI.
Nonsense: gr8shifters: sinnerqueenofnobody:... →
gr8shifters: sinnerqueenofnobody: thelastofthemorgensterns: im gonna pass on this discussion because i feel like i dont even make much sense anymore and im just litereally floating away from the point apologies to my discussion partners, i’m super tired Apology accepted. I…
I really need to stop using “yolo” ironically because sooner or later someone is going to take me seriously and I will have said something I can never, ever take back.
winganon: iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS A summary of my feelings on birds Birds are AMAZING.
Eating cold breakfast tacos and working on a new blog. Life’s good man.
Nonsense: Legit Tip #2 →
legit-writing-tips: Characters are not real people. They’re tools—vehicles for telling your story. What’s good—knowing your character so well you can predict their every move. What’s acceptable—using imaginary conversations and roleplay to figure out how your character “works”. What’s… I agree with you. But the author better have a damned good understanding of what changed for the...
gr8-writing-tips: http://legit-writing-tips.tumblr.com/ do you think this is a game GAME ON.
gr8shifters: gr8shifters: The reptilian theory is great because it shows that some humans are self-centered enough to assume that a an ancient, hugely intelligent and powerful alien race would watch over us and live among us for no goddamn reason also they know they appear funny on cameras yet always put themselves in positions in which they will almost always be on camera The...